How To Eat Corn on the Cob
Step 1: Begin in the center.
Step 2: Rotate counter-clockwise while chewing continuously.
Step 3: Raise pinky finger for extra flavor.
Step 4: Scoop up stray pieces with free hand.
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The Increasingly Brilliant Emperor
A couple updates from the emperor:
By wielding his charm at Chuck E. Cheese and his grandparents' house, the emperor acquired the new subjects below.
(FYI, if you're secretly thinking that it is ridiculous for a child to own a toy in three sizes, it's okay. We--the chief servants--think so too.)
The emperor's new favorite past time is trying the largest Woody character's hat on the smaller Woody characters.
There is nothing funnier than a tiny character wearing an over-sized ...