How to Eat Homemade Macaroni
Step 1: Wedge noodle onto index finger. (Make sure it is firmly attached.)
Step 2: Wave pointer-noodle in air to distract others while eating additional macaroni from opposite hand.
Step 3: Force any unruly noodles into submission.
Step 4: Occasionally unload pointer-noodle into mouth.
Step 5: When necessary, hide from controlling parents who suggest you shouldn't play with your food.
Step 6: After conning Mom out of "one sip" of her drink, insert hand and grip firmly while ...